Tuesday, August 26, 2003

A little game, for those of you who watch wrestling...

A while back, when RAW was really sucking, we started blaming it on Bischoff... when Stone Cold was made co-GM, it made things a little better... especially when Stone Cold was the only GM there...

But we all know that Bischoff and Stone Cold hate each other... so those of us who watch wrestling together on Mondays came up with a little game of sorts...

We call Stone Cold "daddy," and Bischoff is "mommy"... clearly, "daddy" and "mommy" are fighting... and, what's more, they're separated... so when Stone Cold is running the show, we're at "daddy's" house; and when Bischoff runs the show, we're at "mommy's" house...

This has led to such profound statements as "I like it better when we're at daddy's house... he lets us drink beer"... :)

Now, by extension, many of the other wrestling people have become a part of this "family"... Vince McMahon is "grandpa," and Linda is "grandma"... Shane and Stephie are our uncle and aunt... (though we still haven't figured out if Bischoff or Stone Cold is the child of Vince and Linda...)

Now the game part of this comes in when you remember who is who in the family, and then apply it to the newer storylines... like that kiss between Bischoff and Linda... that would be mommy making out with grandma... ewwwwwww... :)

Anyways, it keeps us amused... everyone else will probably just think it's retarded... :)

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