I'm back, and I'm extremely busy... update on the weekend will have to wait until later... :)

But for now, the secret recipe for "pink stuff"... :)

- 1 box of Jello. A flavor that is reddish in color is preferable, but not necessary...*
- 1 can of crushed pineapple
- 1 16 oz. container of cottage cheese. Small curd being preferable.
- 1 tub of whipped cream. Cool Whip is the best, and don't even think about using the "low fat" stuff... bad idea...

Anyways, drain the can of pineapple, dump all of the above ingredients into a bowl, and mix well. Note that the Jello is not prepared as the box would suggest, but simply dumped in dry...

* Reddish colored Jello is preferred, but not necessary, for "pink stuff"... you see... if you use reddish colored Jello, the pink stuff will, in fact, be pink in color. However, it is perfectly acceptable to use any color/flavor Jello you wish... and yet, it will still be referred to as "pink stuff"... this is a source of endless amusement for my family, and endless confusion for those who have not been indoctrinated into the secrets of "pink stuff"... :)

Oh, and contrary to popular belief, "pink vomit" is not an acceptable alternate term for "pink stuff"... you do want people to eat it, after all... :)