So while it is disingenuous to post End of the Work Week Wisdom today, I'm gonna do it anyhow. Cuz it's still Friday, and that's the end of most people's work weeks. Just not mine this week.
(Mine was either Wednesday, which is the last day I was in the office this week, or tomorrow, because I've still got conference events to attend tomorrow.)
Me: "X lives under the laundry room."
Jeremy: "Like a troll?!"
--How the discussion of people I know in my building turns much more crazy.
I told him I would never be able to look at X (name withheld) again without thinking of trolls... fabulous for the next dozen or so times I run into X in the hallway... :)